The conversation began,"OOOOOOOOHHH!!! I saw Mommy French Kiss Daddy!!"
Daddy: You did what?
Maddy: I saw Mommy French Kiss you.
Daddy: Oh really? What's a French Kiss?
Maddy: That's a really odd kiss when a boy kisses a girl with his head like this (cocks her head to the left), and the girls kisses back like this (cocks her head to the right)....and it takes a REALLY long time.
Daddy: Yeah well our kiss didn't last that long.
Maddy: Yeah, but it was odd.
Daddy: Ok, you win.