What I Learned This Week - 1/24/14

1.  Sometimes it's more painful to hold back a sarcastic comment than it is to deal with the collateral damage of stating it.
2. According to my wife, there is no bad time to eat cereal.
3. Best joke of the week told by my very animated middle child trying to be Vanilla Ice: “What did the shoes say to the pants? What’s up britches?!!”
4. Apparently the definition of  “twitterpated” has been redefined to “receiving a complimentary tweet”
5. You know you have a good night sleep when you wake up in the same exact position to fell asleep in.
6. Some adults....aren't and haven't left the tactics of 4th grade.
7. Occasionally the local weatherman is frighteningly correct.
8. There is a frightening resemblance between Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
9. I'm not a fan of the trick my brain plays when I need to get a good night sleep and it replays everything thing I've ever done at hyper speed causing me to stay awake until 3am.
10. Japan has green Kitkats that taste exactly like a regular chocolate KitKat.