What I Learned This Week - 3/20/15

1.  272 days until "Star Wars - the Force Awakens" (aka: Episode VII) is in theaters.
2. According to my dad, if you don't want your dog to eat its poop - pee on it. #ThePoopNotTheDog.
3. According to my oldest, "I'll think about it" is what parents say to make their kids go away. #ShesOnToUs
4. All the plants in Disneyland's Tomorrowland are edible.
5. According to a large man at Planet Fitness, “There is no wrong way to eat a pizza while working out”.
6. Every day someone unknowing has the biggest poop in the world on that particular day.
7. In most social circles it is considered rude to refer to eating hard boiled eggs as “eating chicken babies - bagawk”.
8. Google Feud is a thing http://www.googlefeud.com/.
9. If you've ever "accidentally" taken a non-complimentary pen from a bank then you've robbed a bank.
10. The BBC regularly uses the word, “fortnight” and it makes me smile every time.
11. Liquid 3-D printing is virtually here, so we are now a small step away from Terminator 2 becoming a reality.
12. The word "swag" stops being semi-humorous the moment your kids start using it.
13. I'm fairly certain Apple's new marketing strategy of trying on their so-called smart watch for 15 minutes before its available to purchase came directly from drug dealers.
14. I can't unsee the "human staking a step up" in the usb connection symbol.
15. In the "Tostitos" logo, the "TIT"- besides making me giggle every time, is also two people standing over a bowl of salsa.
16. There is a bear hidden in the logo of Toblerone.
17. Costco is technically one of the largest pizza chains in the country.
18. Costco sells four times as many hot dogs as all Major League Baseball stadiums do combined.