What I Learned This Week - 5/13/16

1.  580 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII is in theaters. 
2. “Roomba-knife-fight” is now a sport.
3. According to my Canadian friend, “boobed” is an actual verb (IE: Sorry, I just boobed your arm.)
4. It takes eight teenagers to teach their mothers how to video chat via Snapchat.
5. Creating a Snapchat of a person video-Snapchatting then posting it to Snapchat creates a time paradox.
6. According to my kids, I’m old enough to be a historian.
7. “Nacho cheese fountain” is a thing.
8. No matter how many times I’ve dialed a wrong number, I’ve never accidentally dialed someone famous. #KeepDialing
9. My youngest daughter confessed that IF she ever committed a murder, she would make the body a geocache. #KeepingMyEyeOnher
10. “Reeses Pieces peanut Butter Cups” are now a thing.