What I Learned This Week - 11/21/25

1.  The older I get I realize there are only two types of people in this world: (A) “It's already 9pm” and (ii) “It’s only 9pm”. #SoTired
2. I’m the only one that thinks it should be law to mimic, “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly” infamous whistle and harmonica sounds when a tumbleweed rolls in front of you. #FeelingLuckyPunk
3. If Microsoft really wanted to improve their interface they would remove the “Reply All” button from Outlook and bury it in a menu somewhere. #Bitter
4. I don’t know when everyone decided it is perfectly okay to use speakerphone in any public setting. #WTAF
5. I now join in on strangers' conversations held on speaker and when they ask me to stop I reply with, “social convention dictates that taking a call on speaker is for group conversations”. #LoveTheBlankStare
6. Apparently I’m the only one that doesn’t need alcohol to send texts they regret. #Oopsie
7. I don’t know where the efficiency gap is in artificial intelligence that requires ten cities worth of energy to be powered when actual intelligence is powered by whisky and soft pretzels. #Maybe
8. There is actually a flight school named “Icarus Flying Academy” and I’m positive there’s an insurance loophole there. #GoogleIt
9. There’s a new motivational device that refutes “chase your dreams” and is called “hunter’s philosophy”, in which you follow your dreams at a sustainable pace until your dreams finally get tired and lie down so you go in for the kill. #Maybe
10. The best part of having a grocery shopping to do list is remembering all the things I forgot to buy on my way home from grocery shopping that I forgot to add to the list. #Memories
11. I don’t know why the nutritional label “serving size” isn’t an actual portion size or standard for each type of food. #Helpv #HowManyCookies
12. If you die and you come back to life as a Yosemite Sam, it is known as “reintarnation”. #maybe
13. I’m not the only that struggles with finding the line between, “just one more slice of pizza” and “I’m certain my stomach is going to explode”. #StillWantMore
14. I have found several easter eggs in my local hospital and my favorite two are that mammograms/women’s specialists are in room 800B and a proctologist is in room A55. #YesImTen
15. I observed a man at the airport casually drinking a bottle of ketchup and I’m almost certain it wasn’t a prank but also think this could actually be a Tik-Tok challenge.. #Almost
16. I had no idea the phrases were actually spelled, “that PIQUED my interest” and “not FAZED by that”. #SorryNotSorry
17. It has snowed more days in Hawaii this fall than it has in Colorado. #SkiingSucks
18. Best t-shirt observed this week that made me feel a little attacked was by a woman in the grocery store who wore t-shirt that read, “It’s weird being the same age as old people”. #MoreTrueThanFunny