What I Learned This Week - 2/27/15

1.  293 days until "Star Wars - the Force Awakens" (aka: Episode VII) is in theaters.
2. “Fish Skin Bandage” is coming, and will make wounds heal faster – no word on the smell.
3. According to my youngest, the answer to the question “What is brown and sticky?” is “a stick”.
4. If the population of China began walking past you in a single file, the line would never end due to the rate of reproduction – which paints a horrific image of what the line looks like in my head.
5. Everything's funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
6. “Lefty’s Deceiver” is a band that has no fly-fishing aspirations….and that’s just sad.
7. Two toothbrushes taped face-to-face make a good impromptu bike chain cleaner.
8. The Snuffleupagus from Sesame Street has a Twitter account and can only be seen by Big Bird. #SoMuchWinning.
9. There are conventions for “cuddling”. No. Really.
10. The 2015 Arkansas State Wrestling title for the 106lb weight class belongs to a girl – a very bad-ass girl.
11. “Baconnaise” is a thing.
12. Tokyo, Japan is opening a Godzilla themed hotel in April - complete with a full-scale (from the original films) Godzilla head breaking out of the roof, rooms with a giant Godzilla hand hanging over the beds, Godzilla peeking through windows, and memorabilia filled bathrooms. #OSMness
13. Over 600,000 Facebook accounts are hacked per day.
14. I will never understand why a couple of months with 31 days can’t give up a day so that February has 30 days. 
15. You know you’re a geek when you become your IT department’s IT department.
16. I’m fairly certain my IT Department has never heard of Google.
17. There is a shuddersome pride being named the master of ceremonies for a department wide Pi-Day celebration. #3.14159