What I Learned This Week - 6/24/16

1.  538 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII is in theaters. 
2. Automated conference room chairs that put themselves back to their original table position are a thing. #NotInMyOffice
3. Nobody tunes my bike(s) better than Kompetitive Edge. I don’t know why I ever go anywhere else. #WorthEveryPenny #MoveCloser
4. Six days without kids is actually somewhat creepy. #NoNoises
5. Six days with my wife without kids is amazing. #RetirementWontBeBoring #LoveOfMyLife
6. My wife, all our outdoor toys and I can effectively live (Sleep, drink, relax, cook, eat, drink, etc) in a 400sf condo for a week with room left over, leaving me to question the size of my house. #OhYeahKidsAndDogs
7. When all else fails, go to the hot tub. #WithBeverage
8. The interwebz phenom, Chewbacca-mom now has her own action figure. #DoesntLaugh
9. A NASA engineer created a Nerf gun that can shoot Nerf darts at 40mph – so fast that the dart can break a window. #ThatWillLeaveAMark #DefeatsThePurpose
10. One of the sweetest things my middle daughter has ever said to me is, “OMG I see what you mean about the pizza in New York”.
11. If you fall asleep in a vehicle with my teens, expect no less than 200 photos of your drooling, open-mouth slumber to appear on social media sites with captions such as “sheez dedz” or “seeping bewty”. #YouveBeenWarned
12. In the end, a $2,000 car never ends up just being $2,000. #OhYeahThatsBroke
13. A goat, named William Windsor, reached the rank of lance corporal in the British Army and the got demoted for inappropriate behavior during the Queen's Official Birthday. #HeWasBaaa-aaad
14. The phrase, “a taste of your own medicine” comes from an Aesop’s tale.
15.  There are only ten people currently employed by once video game giant Atari.
16. There is one single company, NAC in Springfield, MO, that is still making audio cassettes – over 10 million per year. #IndieLabels
17. “Tyromancy” is the practice of predicting the future by looking at cheese. #IPredictImGoingToBeFull 
18. According to FDA labeling rules, "High," "Rich In," and "Excellent Source Of" all mean the same thing: that the product contains at least 20 percent of the daily value per RACC (reference amounts customarily consumed).
19. According to FDA labeling rules, "Good Source Of," "Contains," or "Provides" something, it must have 10 percent to 19 percent of the daily value.
20. A group or collection of stingrays is referred to as a "fever".