What I Learned This Week - 8/26/16

1.  475 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII is in theaters.
2. Although it sounds like a good idea, ramen noodles do not make a good bath bomb. #TasteLikeSoap
3.  Apparently, when consultants ask me a critical system question I have the same look on my face as my dog does when she is trying to figure out whether or not I said, “walk”.
4. The interwebz has a theory that Michael Phelps did not participate in cupping, he just fell asleep on all his medals and didn’t want to explain it.
5. There is a cup of coffee hidden somewhere in every scene of the movie, “The Fight Club”.
6. frinkiac.com is all you need to know to create a meme about any Simpsons moment. #doh
7. When my lab brings me her dog dish, she doesn’t want to play fetch……but she will. #BestOwnerEver
8. According to a teenager in the airport, “Twerking is the modern day equivalent to belly-dancing”. #NotNoItsNot
9. I’m fairly certain “drugs” have won the war on drugs.
10. According to Adam Savage, he is upset that the “Mythbusters” porn parody, “Milfbusters”, contains no actual experiments.