What I Learned This Week - 1/13/17

1.  335 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII is in theaters. 
2. My favorite comment in a meeting this week was, ”I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you”. #IActuallyHadCrayons
3. Every time a sock goes missing in our house, it magically transforms into an extra Tupperware lid. #Kinda
4. If you search for “Tic Tac Toe” in the search bar of your Android device, you’ll get a nice surprise. #ShallWePLayAGame
5. I will wet myself when friends have a nerd war in the comment section of this weekly list. #Fact
6. “Disney Princesses as Hot dogs” are a thing.
7. As my oldest will attest, if you are not careful with pronunciation, “cross-stitch panties” are a thing. #TheNewGrannyPanties
8. The second most popular response to “how was your New Year?” from people at work was, “I told you – I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting Wolverines”. #OkItWasJustMe
9. The wind in my little town is strong enough to rip a Suburban door from the clutches of an IronWoman and bend said door so it cannot be closed. 
10. Thoth, the ancient Egyptian diety of writing, has a bird head proving that the bird is the word. #GetThatSongOutOfYourHead
11. Police sirens in music that I listen to in the car will have me driving the speed limit and watching my rearview mirror for at least 10 minutes. #HeartAttack