What I Learned This Week - 1/20/17

1.  328 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII is in theaters. 
2. According to my young engineer, he only asks me questions because he respects the fact I’ve been and engineer as long as he’s been alive. #HolyCrap #HesMyHalfLife
3. If you have a pet rabbit and don’t have a Police vest for it, you’re just wasting everyone’s time. #OfficerHopsToTheRescue
4. Veterinarians specializing in helping dogs should be called, “dogtors”. #Maybe
5. According to a coworker the hip phrase for “possession of marijuana” is “joint custody”.
6. I don’t understand the need or desire for bathroom attendants. #LetMeGoInPeace #CreepyWatching 
7. According to my oldest, Alexander Graham Bell is the real life, “Lord of the Rings”. #ISeeWhatSheDidThere
8. I find it disturbing the local cemetery decorating the trees with holiday lights. #NoAngels #MissedOutOnHalloween
9. Some days I wish my life had background music so I could understand what is about to happen. #DontOpenThatDoor #TimeForPopcorn
10. The more you don’t want to take a shower is directly related to the desire not to leave the shower once in. #MyKidsLiveInIt
11.  My youngest believes that if you suffer from insomnia, you could go to jail for “resisting a rest”. #ShellBeHereAllWeek
12. When your foot falls asleep it is called “coma toes”. 
13. PMS is basically when women “Ovary react”.
14. The ABCDF grading system originated in 1897 at Mount Holyoke College in Massachusetts and originally used “E” instead of “F” and had a different scale than the common scale.
15. More people have been on the moon than have been in the Hadal Zone in the ocean. #Belwo19685Feet
16. Out of 7 billion people on earth, someone, somewhere qualifies as the worst human on earth. #ProbabllyMe
17. A bachelor party is more appropriate after a divorce than before a wedding. #Maybe
18. The person who coined the phrase, “never bring a knife to a gun fight” does not understand the concept of a bayonet. 
19. As much as I use my cell phone and computer, I find it fascinating they have never appeared in my dreams. #OKThatIRemember
20. Actress Betty White was 6 years old when production sliced bread was invented, making her the better baseline of the “best thing since…”.