What I Learned This Week - 10/20/17

1.  55 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. When people state, “it can’t get any worse”, my response that ”milk could have pulp” is not very helpful. #NeitherIsFlyingSpiders
3. The family favorite board game, “Settlers of Catan” is becoming a movie giving you a year to brush up on your “got any sheep for my wood?” jokes now. #JustSaying 
4. It is considered rude to emphasize a fact with “Lee FTW!” in heated business meetings no matter how correct the application. #ThirdPersonMakesItWorse
5. An undeniable fact that the end of the world is near, I just read the headline, “First human-sexbot wedding”. #SurprisinglyNotInTheUSA 
6. I have a growing dislike of E-bay sellers that take the entire 48 hours to review a “make an offer” bid only to reject it. #CouldHaveBoughtIt8TimesAlready
7. I’m fairly certain the Netflix series “Stranger Things” has to be set in the eighties so it is believable that the kids have enough unsupervised time to fight monsters. #LatchKeyGeneration
8. “Penguin-wearing-a-pig-costume” is a thing.
9. Pre 1877, there was a strong likelihood that you would only hear your favorite song only a few times in your lifetime.
10. “Meat tentacle” is not an alternate name for the tongue. #ItShouldBe
11. There is a strong likelihood that “Jesse’s girl” is “Stacey’s mom” and her name is possibly “Jenny”. #8675309 #OrRoxanne
12. I don’t understand the need for gender divisions in chess tournaments. #BrainGame
13. According to the interwebz, the greatest debate in the country currently is which goes in the bowl first – milk or cereal. #DuhCereal
14. “Firefly” is not the opposite of “waterfall”, but it should be.
15. Most people don’t realize that “outer space” is only about 62 miles away. 
16. Everyone needs a 12 foot tall T-Rex skeleton that is illuminated by 12,000 LEDs. #Rawr
17. My friend Ken doesn’t fully appreciate that spiders don’t travel in packs until right now. #CueShangriLasSong
18. According the teens that frequent my house, when one locks a locker they become the locker. #UmmOk