What I Learned This Week - 10/27/17

1.  48 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. I have no idea why Netflix insists on asking me deep, philosophical questions like, “Are you still there?” #Maybe
3. The Stranger Things Season 1 DVD set comes is a case that looks like an old VHS tape making me question what is in my actual VHS tapes. #TheUpsideDown
4. KFC's twitter account only follows 11 people – the original five Spice Girls and six guys named Herb. #CantStopLaughing  #11HerbsandSpices
5. Until 1984, official movie posters measured 27” x 41” and are known as “One Sheets” – they now measure 27” x 40” and are borderless. #StillNoStandardWalmartFrame
6. According to a coworker, women send mixed signals when they reply to a pickup line in bar with, “Your lips don’t touch when you say TOUCH but they do when you say SEPARATE.” #SoThatsANoToADrink
7. I have no idea why nudists still refer to them as “private parts”. #NoMilitaryRanks
8. The most popular Halloween costume the year I was born was Elvis Presley – my, that IS frightening. #DontBeCruel
9. All candies received for Halloween as a kid are loans that are paid back as an adult. #maybe
10. The phrase "Click it or Ticket" shows financial burden is a stronger deterrent to US citizens than serious injury or death.
11. Stranger Things 2 and the JFK files were released a day apart. #Coincidence
12. There is no venom more poisonous to a woman than comments from another woman. #SheDed
13. According to a coworker, being an Uber driver is a lot like D&D: a night mission filled with side quests with a whole bunch of people you hope don’t get you killed before you get the gold. #RolledA4