What I Learned This Week - 10/6/17

1.  69 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. An unwritten phase of marriage is trying to upstage each other with examples of how tired you are. #BeenAwakeSinceAugust
3. No Narwhal has lived longer than three months in captivity. #TheyAreTheJediOfTHeSea
4. In a perfect world, milk would stain your teeth white. #maybe
5. I have never witnessed a chopstick used for “chopping”. #DerivedFromChopChop #EatFast
6. I believe Mexican food menus are just a list of items with the same ingredients in different proportions.
7. $0.99 seems like such a small sum of money until you need to purchase a phone app. #WoahBigSpender
8. I don’t understand how people would march to protest traffic. 
9. Never fist-bump Wolverine. #ProTip
10. Geniuses on the interwebz have already hacked Madden NFL 2018 and added a “kneeling option” mod.  #MadeMeLaugh
11. One of the most important things my daughters have learned from me is, “Dad never lies about food portions”. #SandwhichesAsBigAsYourHead
12. No matter how ginormous the sandwhich, if there has been no attempt to eat it with your hands you should have gotten then salad.
13. I had no idea how many places my wife and I had adventures pre-kids, until I started taking my kids to those places. #YourMomSawASnakeHere
14. I subscribe to the internet rumor that Elon Musk may actually be a Martian trying to get home. #maybe.
15. Fiber optic technology has allowed sound to travel faster than the speed of sound. #WarpSpeedMrScott