What I Learned This Week - 11/10/17

1.  34 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. I don’t know why we have fingertips, but no toe-tips and yet we still tip-toe through a room. #werdz
3. It bothers me more than it should that SEPTember, OCTOber, NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th months. #IKnowTheyUsedToBe #SillyRomans
4. According to my youngest, no matter how loud you turn up the TV, your cereal is always louder. #truth
5. “Barb in LEGO” is a thing, a glorious thing. #StrangerThings
6. Candy corn is actually corn – heavily processed corn, but corn nonetheless. #HighFructoseCornFTW
7. According to my youngest, smelling your fart is a form of recycling. #Sustainable
8. I can make any person in a meeting say “penis” by writing “happiness” on the whiteboard.
9. “Star Wars Podracer R/C Tricopters” are a thing.
10. Modern Disney Princesses still set unrealistic expectations for little girls because there is no plastic surgery available to make one’s eyes wider than their wrists. #RealProportions
11. According to a friend’s doctor, it is now popular in to refer to anyone that is 5’8” as being 4’20”. #OnlyInColorado #DevilsLettuceReference
12. Netflix is basically a digital refrigerator filled with nothing I want to eat, but I keep checking it hoping something will magically appear. #StillNope
13. When you purchase thirty boxes of mac-n-cheese and the cashier asks if you’re having a party tonight, the correct response is, “sure”.  #NoConversation