What I Learned This Week - 11/3/17

1.  41 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. The interwebz lost its mind this week realizing that Google places the cheese underneath the patty in its burger emoji. #WhoCanSeeThisWithoutEnlargingIt
3. Interwebz trollz had a field day correcting the use of the word hamburger when cheese is involved. #makemelaugh
4. One day, someone will say "’S’up" for the last time ever and they will be the “Last S’upper”. #probably
5. Before whistles were introduced, hockey referees used a cowbell and had to switch to whistles when fans started bringing their own cowbells to disrupt game play. #morecowbell 
6. “Weaponized Cowbell” would be a great name for a rock band.
7. Interwebz conspiracy theorists believe the world actually ended in 2012 and we’re living in real-time hell. #SignsPointToYes
8. I don’t know why bicycles are called "bikes”, tricycles are called "trikes" and motorcycles aren't called "mikes". #logicpatterns
9. Unless you really want a big sidebar conversation in a meeting, never use the acronym “IRL”. #TextMuch
10. If a sheep blinks it is pulling the wool over its own eyes. #maybe
11. Apparently my daughters haven’t heard ALL of my cemetery jokes.
12. “Prefix” actually contains a prefix. 
13. My youngest doesn’t like that she should be jailed for not going to bed on time because she’s committed a felony by “resisting a rest”. #SheStillLaughs #OKNotAFelonyInCO
14. I have a hard time wrapping my head around the necessity of a “VR Keyboard”. #JustTakeOffTheGoggles
15. The best compliment I’ve received by a coworker in a heated meeting was that someone’s therapist knows a lot about me.