What I Learned This Week - 11/24/17

1.  20 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. Sustainability advocates that are big indoor ice hockey fans do not appreciate it when you point out their own hypocrisy. #ButItsStillFun
3. According to interwebz Friends fandom, Joey owes a total of $114,260 to Chandler throughout all the episodes of the show. #ThatsFriendship
4. Ford F-150 mirrors are no match for a 1-inch diameter tree branch.
5. The name for a pea-sized dab of toothpaste is a “nurdle”.
6. “Zarf” is the name for the cardboard ring that protects your hand from a hot coffee cup.
7. Some people win the lottery, I get the lone Kit Kat that is missing the wafer inside. #LifeBalance
8. The streak of years without a dog eating something of the kitchen counter on Thanksgiving ends at 28. #IReallyWantedPumpkinPie
9. Best thing overheard in the holdroom of the airport this week, “You had me at Star Wars cross-stitch”. #MeToo
10. “Harry Potter” was recently translated into its 80th language making it a potential Rosetta Stone for future archeologists. #maybe
11. Well timed puppy-kisses can cure just about any mood.