What I Learned This Week - 1/19/18

1.  “Tactical Spork” is a real thing and not the name of Rock Band. #whoknew
2. People get really upset when you don’t allow them to post to your Facebook wall. #NeverGoingToHappen
3. It is impossible to read captions on women’s t-shirts without coming off as creepy. #SoImTold
4. The only 1970’s apparel that will likely never go out of style is Star Wars Stormtrooper armor.
5. The is no part of the body where hot coffee can be applied applied that doesn’t wake one up. #truth 
6. No one ever remembers that the Ewoks were carnivores and were going to eat Han Solo. #ExceptKen
7. Willy Wonka would have been far less successful if he went by “Bill”. #maybe
8. My daughters are amazing at making birthday treasure hunts. #giftswithingifts
9. If bees are aware that by stinging one they will die, then they should be called, “Kamikazbees”. #NoSweaterOrPuddingJokes
10. Nine months from now, when there's a baby boom in Hawaii we’ll know who took the missile warning seriously. #maybe
11. “For rectal use only” stickers were stolen from a doctor’s office and placed on several of the drill bits at a local Home Depot – it wasn’t me. #WishIWouldHaveThoughtOfIt
12. Loud and rude people at restaurants discussing the perfect name for their business don’t appreciate it when you purchase their domain name before they do. #fact
13. Raspberries make great afros for Lego people.
14. None of the teens that frequent my house believe Salt and Pepa were the original Spice Girls. #maybe
15. My kids don’t like it when I use the phrase, “this is cutting edge technology” every time I pick up a knife.