What I Learned This Week - 1/26/18

1.  692 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters. #ThereYouGoOcky
2. 63 days until Ready Player One is in theaters and the interwebz easter-egg quests have already been a ton of fun. #GoGunters
3. I am far too entertained following imaginary dead people on Twitter. #HallidaysGhost #BadFatherHanSolo
4. According to my youngest “1080 pee” refers to the color and clarity of urine when one is properly hydrated. #maybe
5. Apparently, I’ve hit the age milestone where routinely wearing eyeglasses in the shower is a thing. #ThoughtIWasGoingBlind
6. I have no idea how nudists clean their glasses. #ew
7. A belly button can be referred to as “an old mouth”. #maybe
8. Home is where the water tastes like, “nothing”. 
9. Teens are like cameras, they sleep unless there is something cool to see. #maybe
10. One wouldn't lick a dirty sponge but using the same sponge to wash cutlery is just fine. #MagicSoapBuffer
11. I have no idea why is there a "D" in the word “fridge” but not “refrigerator”.
12. According to my middle child, cramps are when your muscles decide to do a workout without you.
13. Star Wars character C3PO states he is fluent in over 6 million languages, but I’m confident ASL isn’t one of them. #RedDroidArm
14. The interwebz has a logic progression defining a “calzone” as a “dinner pop-tart”. #NotMadeInaToaster
15. If my dogs ever figure out there are bones under my skin, this list will cease to update. 
16. A "butt load" is an actual unit of measurement for volumes of alcoholic beverages, equivalent to 126 gallons. #GoogleIt
17. I can spend far too much time looking at nuclear fallout via NUKEMAP in my hometown if something were to happen. #TsarBombaIsScary
18. “Springers wearing bow-ties” is a thing – a glorious thing.