What I Learned This Week - 1/5/18

1.  There’s a significant difference between euthanasia and echinacea. #BothCureColds
2. Movie theatres that advertise “full reclining seats” lie. #AlmostComfort
3. I don’t know why “Head & Shoulders” doesn’t have a body wash named “Knees & Toes”.
4. You know you had a good break from work when you come back and can't remember any passwords. #10MinutesToLogin
5. Smelling is just breathing with your brain engaged. #Maybe
6. The world will never know what the most successful cover up was. 
7. The technical term for a cat lover is “ailurophile” not “crazy-cat-lady”.
8. My oldest will tell you she is an unashamed “cynophilist”. #CrazyDogLady
9. There is a twitter account monitoring the 3,000 year progression (in 12 hour increments) to a safe zone of the Chernobyl site. #ChernobylStatus #0.000009%PerDay
10. The older I get the more amazed I am that people have never experienced weather before – Pro Tip: It snows and gets cold in the winter.
11. If you start the Star Wars A New Hope Special Edition DVD at 10:02:49 p.m., the Death Star will explode at exactly midnight. #NewYearResolution