What I Learned This Week - 3/23/18

1.  636 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. After watching my kids watch reruns of 90s TV shows I am amazed that no one living in New York City apartments ever locks their door. #LookingAtYouFriendsandSeinfeld
3. According to my kids, TV cartoons have taught them it is perfectly acceptable for teens to wear the same exact outfit every day. 
4. According to the beer maker Guinness, over 24,500 gallons of beer are lost in facial hair each year in the UK. #HairyBastards #MakingSoupLater
5. “Bird-to-the-throat” is a listed hazard risk in the fine print of all outdoor roller coasters. #WearingNeckBraceNextTime
6. When you think about the fact that the brain named itself, your brain will actually hurt. #waitwhat
7. In movie, “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything is announced exactly 42:00 into the movie, and this makes me happier than it should.
8. If you accidentally hand you child a glue stick instead of the chapstick they asked for, they may not talk to you for a while. #maybe.
9. There’s a world championship for Excel spreadsheets. #OfCourseThereIs
10. Chicago Bears legendary running back Walter Payton has more career NFL touchdown passes than Ex Cleveland Brown Quarterback Johnny Manziel. #MakesMeHappierThanItShould
11. The hardest part about having pets is not having them anymore.
12. Most people are not emotionally equipped for the ability of putting change back into their wallet/purse when there's a line of customers behind them. #JustThrowItInAndSortItOutInTheCar
13. I have no idea how to tell if a mirror was used. #HDFace
14. According to a coworker, paying rent is just like hitting the snooze button on being homeless. #fact