What I Learned This Week - 3/16/18

1.  643 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. Ted Cruz is younger than Gwen Stephani and that makes me very uncomfortable for reasons I can’t explain. #shutters
3. If Dr. Seuss were alive today, I believe he would be a hip-hop star. #maybe
4. Apparently 5 months is the appropriate amount of time to pass to forget how to change the car’s clock. #ThankYouOwnersManual
5. The #metoo movement would be a lot different if men lived by the simple rule of not saying/doing things to women they wouldn’t want another man saying/doing to them in prison. #maybe
6. According to a little old lady behind me in line at a local grocery store, the person that coined the phrase, “the way to a man’s heart is through her stomach” was Little Debbie……and she was a whore. #NearlyDroppedMySnackCakes
7. In the “things I didn’t know I wanted until I read about them” category, someone on the interwebz made mod for Wolfenstein 3D that lets you pat the dogs until they go to sleep instead having to kill them. #ThatsJustOSM 
8. I don’t think the world realizes just how amazing it was that the death of scientist made world-wide headlines without a single hateful article about his religious views or physical condition. #StillAmazed
9. I love the interwebz concept that for his birthday this year, Einstein got a new best friend.
10. I’m fairly certain that I’ve lost nearly every pen before it ran out of ink, but I typically find a pen that is already out of ink. #MustBeMe
11. If boys screamed at girl bands the way girls scream at boy bands it would be terrifying and hilarious. #maybe
12. Having a video suddenly change from poor quality to high quality is the digital equivalent of your ears popping and being able to hear. #AhhhClarity
13. My kids don’t like my default answer to homework questions of “What did Google say?” #DadOfTheYear
14. If you ever see the celestial phenomenon of an aurora that is glowing purple and green, it has a formal name - “STEVE” or Strong Thermal Emission Velocity Enhancement.