What I Learned This Week - 3/9/18

1.  650 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. I subscribe to the interwebz theory that the Microsoft Search Engine “Bing” is just a guy at his desk Googling stuff for you and doing his best. #maybe #PoorBing
3. I don’t understand how people that aren’t members of the NRA, boycott the NRA. #logic
4. If Google mounted the GPS video cameras on garbage trucks, Google street view could be updated weekly. #ToTheFuture
5. A marriage proposal is only one knee away from begging. #SoIHear
6. Skittles and M&Ms combined in one bowl spell S&M, which is appropriate, because if you mix them you’re a sadist, and if you eat them you’re a masochist. #AddReesesPiecesForFullRage
7. I’m fairly certain the next generation will contain no one named Alexa and I will blame Amazon.
8. As a child, it is normal to wave at police officers, but as an adult, it is suspicious. #SmileAndWaveBoys
9. In 100 years, there will be 7 billion dead people. #ThatsABigPile
10. Few people get my “oxygen addiction” jokes. #WhyCantIQuitYou
11. According to a little girl at the grocery store, lobsters are actually mermaid-scorpions. #CouldPossiblyBeMyChild
12. The most popular pencil in the world is the No. 2 pencil and this gives me more pause than it should. #YesIKnowTheReferenceIsLead
13. According to my youngest, a dream job is getting paid to sleep. #ShesOnToSomething
14. Young actors/actresses cannot watch the R movies they star in. #weird
15. Remembering what a woman says can either be endearing or creepy. #timing #VoiceInflection #SometimesBoth
16. Self-driving cars of the (near) future will not require headlights or streetlights. #LookingForwardToIt 
17. A robot recently solved a Rubix cube in 0.38 seconds – attempts were made to solve it faster but failed due to the structural integrity of the cube itself. #LetThatSinkIn
18. I don’t know why I’m so surprised that Stan Lee is older than Queen Elizabeth II. #By4Years
19. Never order a meatball sub in a professional setting. #EspeciallyWhenWearingWhite