What I Learned This Week - 8/30/19

1.  111 days until Star Wars Episode IX – the Rise of Skywalker is in theaters.
2. I have no idea at what age kidneys turn into adultneys and Google is no help.
3. When my youngest states that a gift will make someone cry, you can pretty much guarantee someone will be crying. #LookinAtYouMadly
4. Everyone knows origami once the last portion of toilet paper is removed from the roll and that portion didn’t get you clean.
5. There is enormous joy in watching your child trip over the one thing you told them to pick up a couple hundred times. 
6. I have no idea why glow in the dark graffiti has never been a big thing. #HidingInPlainSight
7. Army men are now available in yoga pose positions. #NoReally
8. When in an escape room with my family, just know that every single person will need try the code on the lock regardless of how well proven it isn’t the code. #ToldYouSo
9. When we have a foster dog, the new excuse for not doing chores around my house is, “...but, I have the puppy”. #truth
10. Three-hour nerd card battles where no one scores damage for the first hour are way more fun than you’d expect. #JestersMask4TheWin
11. When I make a financial decision based on historical odds, I always lose. #DamnYou3inchHail
12. My lab has a boyfriend and sneaks out of the house to see him and the entire family is ok with it, but the exact opposite is true with my daughters. #DifferentRulesFor2Legs
13. Email and texting guilt-trips for this post apparently work on me….just very very slowly.
14. There is always SOMETHING to 3d print that you had no idea you couldn’t live without. #LabradorHeadedBuddahFTW
15. I didn’t ever expect to have my daughters out cook me, and I’m completely ok with it. 
16. The definition of fail is when you own two dogs, one named “Han Solo” and the other named “Dave”. #NoChewieWasntAPreviousDog
17. The most used feature of my wife’s watch is to find her phone. #TellingTimeIsThird
18. My family uses s’mores as an excuse to just to eat marshmallows and chocolate directly from the packages. #Guilty
19. The word “quiet” is never uttered quietly when directed at something annoying.
20. It is very rewarding to see my daughters figure out that when you’re in a great mood, you enjoy the song, but when you’re in a bad mood, you understand the lyrics.
21. When setting up an electronic assistant for use by the family make sure you create a new account, otherwise you will randomly get reminders, “Tell Mom she can play music in the kitchen” or “take bras out of dryer” during the middle of important meetings.
22. The acronym for Cured-In-Place-Piping will always make me giggle, especially when stated aloud. #YesIm5 #OnePersonCommentedHowTheyHateHashtagsInMyPostsAndTheyHaveRegrettedItEverSince #URWelcome
23. You know you haven't slept enough when your toothbrush is still wet from the night before. #yawn
24. Underoos are still a thing and now available in adult sizes. #ChewieFTW