What I Learned This Week - 9/6/19

1.  104 days until Star Wars Episode IX – the Rise of Skywalker is in theaters.
2. I actually understand why Pringles cans don’t have a screw plunger for dispensing like most deodorant sticks do, but it doesn’t make me happier. #NeedsAHoleInTheMiddle
3. I know a person that does not own a pair of shoes with laces. #YesShesOlderThan5ByALot
4. The best comment by a Mizzou fan after their loss to my alma mater, “I can’t believe we just lost to UPS”.  #WhatCanBrownDoForYou
5. Most Mizzou fans were shocked to find out Wyoming is actually a state. #44thState
6. My daughters love being referenced in the list but take offense being called out by nickname. #NotLookingAtYouMadly
7. The child of a mermaid and a centaur has a 1 in 4 chance of being a human or seahorse. #Maybe
8. Best excuse when caught not listening in a meeting this week was, “Wait, so you couldn’t hear my internal monologue?” #NoButIReallyWantedTo
9. According to a dude at the supermarket, if you vape holy water you’re blessed from the inside out. #UmmmK
10. There is a 2.7% chance that an asteroid will hit Earth on Friday April 13, 2029. #YouveBeenWarned #AsteroidApophis #RedditCommnetsWillBeAmazing
11. We have nothing but 3 syllable months left in the decade. #StopUsingYourFingersToCountSyllables
12. People born on National Adoption Day are either the most skeptical or naive people you’ve ever met. #maybe
13. Words of wisdom do not translate from generation to generation, especially when referencing Blockbuster Video. #BeKindRewind
14. Having a typo in an online argument is this generations version of a voice crack in a real life argument. #maybe
15. It is impossible for lab to walk downstairs quietly. #StampedingWildebeest
16. My household has an unwritten rule that Tupperware lids are not allowed to be stored anywhere near the matching container. #JustWrapItInTinFoil