What I Learned This Week - 1/16/26

1. I have no idea what kind of joke-hand-signs bunnies do to one another behind their heads when taking group photos. #AntlerEars
2. When solicitors leave unwanted business cards, I will leave that business card on a random car in the grocery store parking lot with the word, “Sorry” written on it. #MissonAccomplished
3. The free refill cups at the local gas station only apply to fountain beverages and not gas. #FinePrint
4. Having an image of your significant other on your lockscreen is the twenty-first-century equivalent of wearing a locket with their photo in it.#maybe
5. There are few things creepier than listening to a parrot sing, “let the bodies hit the floor”. #Flooooor
6. My dogs all move to different places in the house when the washing machine hits the scary cycle. #SpinMeRightRound
7. If a blind person reads a braille sign that states, “Do Not Touch”, I’m not sure if they are violating the sign's warning. #maybe
8. New traumatic t-shirt of the week goes to a young lady in the grocery store wearing a shirt that read, “Death is the only thing that fights to have you and ultimately wins”. #BackAwayFromGothGirl
9. I think the only reason Buckee’s sells massive jars of pickled eggs is to make college road trips more interesting. #GaggingNoises
10. Crabs would be far more terrifying if they were venomous. #Maybe
11.  If you’re feeling a little down, just call (707) 873-7862 and get a pre-recorded pep talk from a California Elementary School student. #AlwaysPress3 #PepTocHotline
12. I’m shocked that there are enough people in my area that have influenced the order option of “extra crust” at my local pizza establishment. #ItsNotThatGreat
13. Apparently the complete phrase is, “Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back”. #Wuwhat
14. “Jack of all trades and master of none” is only completely quoted when adding, “but better than a master of one”. #SuperDiss