What I Learned This Week - 5/15/15

1.  216 days until "Star Wars - the Force Awakens" (aka: Episode VII) is in theaters.
2. 37 Days until the team start of RAAM.
3. According to my middle child, stating, "I'm from tech support and I'm here to delete your cookies" is required when eating someone else's cookies.
4. Obsessive nose picking is called “Rhinotillexomania”.
5. According to my oldest, “noogies” is the greatest word ever invented.
6. My oldest does the best impression of the “apparently kid” from YouTube – and yes, apparently it gets old.
7. Uninsured motorists suck – especially when they drive right through your vehicle.
8. During an inappropriate movie scene, don’t pause the movie on the worst part of the scene and tell your kids not to look.
9. Daughters that point at a step ladder and ask, “Did you ever know your real ladder?” make me laugh.
10. My middle daughter despises the words "lozenges", "yacht", "hiney" and "fanny".
11. The two extra holes near the top on most running shoes are for tying a “heel lock” that prevent your heel from moving in your shoe and causing blisters.
12. According to my kids, the loose skin on your elbow is commonly known as the “wenis” (pronounced similarly to a male reproductive organ). No one agrees on the spelling.
13. As of 1983, the Goodyear Blimp is the official bird of Redondo beach, California.
14. According to a recent paper by computer scientists at University of Leicester, it would take about 137 billion sheets of A4 paper to print out every web page thought to be hosted on the Internet. #IWantToKnowHowMuchInkWouldBeUsed