What I Learned This Week - 5/29/15

1. 202 days until "Star Wars - the Force Awakens" (aka: Episode VII) is in theaters.
2. 22 Days until the team start of RAAM.
3. Chinese take-out, floats.
4. Some people believe there is a remnant of a 13,000 year old alien satellite ("the Black Knight") orbiting Earth. #OnlyAFleshWound
5. There are now women's shoes with LCD screens on a large portion of their exterior - patterns and shoe color can be controlled by a phone app. #GoesWithEverything
6. According to my boss, it only takes one engineer to change a light bulb because we are efficient and have no sense of humor. #ImNotAGoodEngineer
7. It is possible to burn hard boiled eggs.
8. Sales of rope went up 10% in New York's Upper East Side after the book "Fifty Shades of Grey" came out.
9. A dog wearing hair extensions will always remind me of someone I know.
10. My boss doesn’t understand why all first drafts of any document for him are saved as ”TPS_Report_Ver_X”
11. I hear my daughters state, “No Google, that is so NOT what I asked” at least once a day.
12. Google should allow users to change the “OK Google” command to anything of their desire. #SoManyPossibilities
13. According to some triathletes I know, chlorine doubles as perfume.
14. Spoiler alert – in the television series, “Gotham” no one has ham.
15. According to a network research firm, Netflix now accounts for 36.5% of North American internet traffic. 
16. According to the obviolology of a restroom scrawl, “smoking cures ham” #AndTurkey
17. I’m fairly certain if you are on an elevator with Thor’s hammer, “Mjorlnir”, and you press the up button – and the elevator goes up, you are worthy.