What I Learned This Week - 1/27/17

1. 321 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII 
2. The new Star Wars movie title is actually the same title as a 1981 Star Wars Marvel comic #49. #SetBeforeEpisode6Kinda
3. In the movie Wizard of Oz, Dorothy has two choices of paths, the well documented “yellow-brick-road” and the undocumented, “red-brick-road” which I believe takes her to Red Robin. #ProveMeWrong
4. If the Wizard of Oz was released today, Dorothy would have been labeled a shoe thief. #truth
5. According to my kids, they are called Dad Jokes because the punchline is apparent. 
6. I had the sudden urge to join a gym when the first “S” light on the local Snap Fitness burned out. #HeckICouldDoThat
7. When rushed to do an activity at 100mph, the units change to “mistakes per hour”.
8. Women get bouquets of flowers for various occasions, but it is yet to become mainstream to get a man a bouquet of beef jerky for similar occasions. #SmellsJustAsGood #MoreAppreciated
9. All welding masks should have the option for giant googly eyes. #CrazyWelding
10. Comparing the ease of a beverage “going down” to a “fat kid on a seesaw” is very politically incorrect, but will leave me in tears for 10 minutes. #Accurate
11. There should be a way to replace coworkers facial expressions with the computer thinking animation while in meetings. #PartialToTheSwirly
12. I am continually amazed at the fact many people believe being offended is an argument. Those don’t realize it is an emotion, and stating that one is offended is a confession that one’s emotions overrule their ability to think.
13. According to my kids, if you take out the trash and replace the trash bag you can claim that you “are the backbone of this household”. #Maybe
14. Icing a vanilla cupcake with yellow mustard is pure evil. #NotVeryTasty
15. “Twinkie-Flavored-Ice-Cream” is a thing.