What I Learned This Week - 2/3/17

1.  314 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. My staff does not appreciate or get the reference to my daily response to questions as I walk to my office, “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation”. #StrangerThings
3. Apparently “it’s never too cold for ice cream” is not a common belief outside my family. #MoreForMe
4. There are people protesting at my Airport with white boards - I don’t know if that means they keep changing their minds or they have a lot more to say. #WaitngForLEDSigns #GreenProtesting
5. According to a coworker, people who can’t handle you at your worst are weaker than you, because you deal with yourself all the time with no problems. #MeStrong
6. My kids are not allowed to make fun of their mother when teaching them something because she taught them how to use a spoon and the toilet. #NotTogether
7. The phrase, “I’ll see you hell” is missing the important follow up, “and I won’t even say hello” because otherwise you’re just making plans with someone you dislike.
8. Almost 90% of maple syrup one views being poured over breakfast deliciousness in TV commercials and ads is motor oil. #KnewIceCreamWasMashedPotatoes
9. Legroom varies between airlines on identical aircraft (A320 in example) for economy class – JetBlue has the most at 34” and Spirit has the least at 28”. #TravelWisely 
10. Over 99% of species that have ever existed on Planet Earth are extinct. #NotSureHowFutureIsCalculatedForEverClaim
11. I’m not the only person that calculates the exact amount of sleep I would get if I fell asleep right now. #3hr14min15sec
12. Very few people can spell “Wednesday” without stating “WED-NESS-DAY” in their head. #maybe
13. You never appreciate the ease of ability it is to breathe through your nose until you have a headcold. #PraiseAriflow
14. The Doomday Clock is at its closest position to midnight since 1953 and the US’s decision to pursue the hydrogen bomb. #TwoAndAHalfMinutes
15. I fail to see the success of the built-in breathalyzer in Tostitos bags given their track history has never told me to stop eating their chips. #YoullBeFine
16. I’ve reached that phase in life where weekends appear to be the minute rest between boxing rounds rather than mini vacations. #ImOkMick