What I Learned This Week - 2/10/17

1.  307 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. You can be disqualified for punching another rider during a cycling race – but it is permissible after the race. #Roolz
3. Crystal Pepsi is back and I still have trust issues with it. #ClearButTastesLikePepsi #Witchcraft
4. According to my youngest, one counts cows with a cowculator. 
5. There is now and emoticon called Schrödinger’s smiley, represented by :): and that makes me happier/sadder than it should. 
6. If your children do not refer to a “piggy-back” as a “Yoda-ride”, you have failed as a parent. #FailureYouAre
7. “Vaping on pizza” is a thing. #NotSmoked
8. I can confirm that everyone thinks they have the best dog and that none of those people are wrong.
9. According to a radio spiritual advisor, dogs go to heaven – I find it a very comforting thought – no an awesome thought -  that if I ever make it there, I will be warmly greeted by every dog I’ve ever owned all at once. #KissesForEveyOne
10. When explaining the concept of #9 to my oldest, she had the best response ever, “well, that would actually be…..heaven…oh wait”.
11. I do not have the answer to the question, “does the Monster’s Inc Mono-eyed character, Mike Wazowski, wink or blink?” #MaybeHeBwinks
12. Best response by a women in the elevator that was asked if she was pregnant, “Nope, just eating well and watching LOOOTS of Netflix”. #Goalz
13. Inside my head I can perform any accent flawlessly, but I lack the coordination and talent to pull them off vocally. #WaitingForAnApp
14. At the end of an engineering presentation and the presenter ask for questions, you will not get an answer to, “If your soul mate dies before you meet them, do you get a replacement soul mate?”. #TooHardForEngineers
15. According to a coworker, chasing the pizza guy down two blocks because he drove by your house constitutes hunting for your own food.
16. I love the stories behind eponyms. #WaitingForAnEponymPodcast
17. An argument between two people wearing VR headsets showing the other person's point of view would be very amusing to watch. #WaitingForTheApp
18. According to my kids, drinking a glass of water with a mouthful of food is fine, yet if a little food falls into the water it becomes undrinkable. #ThatsGross
19. The downside to wearing cool or distinctive shoes is everyone knows who's in the stall making those horrible noises. #NiceSshoesThough
20. According to a coworker, at the age of around 50, men and women exchange who is on the pill. #NowItsBlue
21. Star Wars, the Force Awakens will always be the only Star Wars movie which number corresponds to the actual filming order. #UnlessTheyChangeFutureReleaseOrders #MadeYouCountAndRememberRogueOne
22. According to my oldest, the bases in dating are: 1st base = holding hands, 2nd base = hugging, 3rd base kissing, home run = marriage. #RaisingHerWell