What I Learned This Week - 2/24/17

1.  293 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. Intentionally losing a game of rock paper scissors is just as hard as winning it. #TryIt
3. My goals in life appear to occasionally have a peewee league goalie. 
4. According to my middle child, a quesadilla is just a Mexican grilled cheese. #truth
5. With all the problems in the world, I remember when everyone was freaking out about Y2K and hope these are the same thing. #maybe
6. You will never get a blind person to fully understand how great touch screen technology is. #AwkwardConversation
7. Acid rain isn't as big of a problem as I thought it would be when I was ten.
8. People who write nutrition labels and I have very different ideas about what constitutes "one serving". #HalfOunceofM&Ms
9. Although accurate, it is not proper to refer to pajamas as, “night shift clothing”.
10. Gifs are this generation’s version of silent movies. #maybe
11. You’ve hit a critical age milestone when you discover your normal bedtime is the same time you used to go out for the night. #ugh
12. Deodorants that advertise a special scent are missing the point. #FalseAdvertising
13. Those people who do not wash their belts need to be mindful of where hands go and in what order when using a restroom. #WipeBuckleWashEwww
14. My knowledge of shampoo ingredients has dropped significantly since I started using handheld personal assistants/phones.