What I Learned This Week - 3/3/17

1.  286 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. Ireland is both one sea and one "C" away from Iceland. #CoincidenceOrConspiracy
3. There are some movies I always watch on TV even though I own the DVD/Blu-Ray that has been opened once. #WillWatchItLater
4. People who call cowards, “chickens” have never had a real-life experience with a chicken. #BadRanchMemories
5. Stating, "I've lost the stylus for my tablet" would have also made sense 2,000 years ago.
6. There should be a federal law requiring all salsa manufacturers to distribute their products in re-sealable bowls. #FocusOnRealIssues #TiredOfSalsaFingers
7. Life can't give you lemons because lemons are artificially cultivated hybrids of bitter oranges and citron. #maybe
8. According to my youngest, people are just like trash cans – if you stomp on their foot they open their mouth. #ShesOnToSomething
9. GPS navigation should have “tour guide mode” and cite facts about the places you’re passing through. #SchoolUsedToBeABombShelter
10. When I see someone driving the same model and color car as me, I automatically assume we're friends but apparently they don’t. #MyFriendsAreJerks
11. A coworker pointed out that he was likely wearing his leather jacket longer than the cow it came from was alive - which is kinda cool and creepy at the same time. #UpCycling.
12. People who use the word “subpar” have no idea how to score golf. #BelowAverageIsGood
13. My wife is not up on teen lingo which leads to amazing dinner-time laughter. #DontAskHerAboutVitaminD
14. Xbox trivia games lead to my kids repeating small factoids at hilarious times. #ThatOrangeCuresScurvy
15. There is a distinct milestone in life where one goes from being able to describe in full detail how you got that cut or scrape to, “how the hell did I do this?”. #TheresBloodEverywhere #NoIdeaWhatAge
16. As many travelers at my airport will attest, I’m very good at pretending to take your picture as I actually take a selfie. #ImNotYourPhotographer
17. It bothers me more than it should that the thing referred to as my “bottom”, actually occurs fairly close to the middle of my body. #Geometry
18. My youngest now understands that taxes are basically a bi-monthly subscription to live in that country. #MinimalLogic