What I Learned This Week - 3/24/17

1.  265 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. I don’t understand why Lego Batman didn’t just rebuild his parents. #PlotFlaw
3. A vibrating phone on a conference room table is far more annoying that the phone ringing in a jacket pocket. #JustSayin
4. There are over a billion Chinese people but I don't think I've ever seen a pregnant Chinese woman.
5. Apparently it is named “Soy Milk” not because it contains milk or is a milk substitute, but because no one would willingly drink “nut juice”. #MakesMeLaughEveryTime #AlmostNoOne
6. I can’t tell if the character in first person games never blinks or blinks only when I do. #Mystery
7. There are people walking around who are still "it". #TagYoureIt #NoLongerItJustInCase #NoTagBacks
8. It would be very helpful if I could switch to an aerial view of myself while parallel parking. #NotGpoingToHappen
9. There are only four colors of passport covers: blue, black, green and red.
10. According to the Oxford Dictionary, the color pink used to be yellow. #YesReally
11. There is a special feeling of panic in a meeting when you discover your alarm clock sound is someone’s actual ringtone. #WhyWouldTheyDoThat
12. I don’t know if my dogs genuinely like me or just suffer from Stockholm's Syndrome.
13. “Rubber duck debugging” or “rubber ducking” is a process where a programmer explains their code, line-by-line, to a rubber duck (or other inanimate object) in hopes of finding their error. #WhyAreYouExplainingYourCodeToMe
14. My phone only autocorrects “Noooo” to “Moooo” when my wife is sending me photos of her new outfits asking if they make her look fat. #MooooReally
15. Instgramming a meal is the modern day version of Renaissance fruit bowls. #maybe
16. The main purpose of an AMBER Alert is to let the kidnapper know when they need to swap cars.
17. Sending a professional e-mail in Comic Sans font should be an HR violation. #PapyrusIsNext
18. I’m not exactly sure what happens when one sits on their own VooDoo doll. #InabilityToMove #Suffocation #BadBreath #Loses10lbs
19. It is far more devastating to my psyche when a dog doesn’t like me than when a person doesn’t. 
20. If someone tells me that “40” is the only number with its letters in alphabetical order I will spend the better part of me free time trying to prove them wrong. #FirstIsntANumber #OneIsReverseOrder
21. There is a very fine line between relaxing and wasting time. #MoreOfADashedLine