What I Learned This Week - 4/14/17

1.  244 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. If you tell a couple of the teen boys that frequent my house that they have a Kuthropali-Wolowitz relationship, they will immediately hold hands and hug making things more awkward. #EmbraceIt
3. I’m fairly certain it’s considered cannibalism if a ginger drinks Canada Dry Ginger Ale. #MadeWithRealGinger #maybe
4. I recently opened a package of Twix and discovered I had TWO RIGHT bars but halfway through I found I had one left. #perspective #NotAPoliticalStatement
5. I forget how useful internet cookies are, until I clear them and have to log back in everywhere. #OMGReallyAgain
6. According to the teens that frequent my house, there's a big difference between a guy and a girl saying they went through a whole box of tissues watching a movie. #eew
7. If you could look at the earth from 65 million light years away, you would see dinosaurs. #maybe
8. It's cute when dogs do human things but very creepy if humans do dog things. #GetOffMyLeg
9. Random texts to my daughters of, “I love you” can result in a response, “that feeling is occasionally reciprocated”. #IllTakeWhatICanGet
10. Don’t use the word “sauce” at my dinner table. #RuinedForever
11. I have no idea why Google Maps doesn’t have an “I’m feeling lucky” button.
12. According to the teens that frequent my house, Hell is a place they show all the deleted selfies you took on an endless loop. #TheyAreOnToSomething