What I Learned This Week - 4/7/17

1.  251 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. Apparently the “how bad is your life falling apart” scale ranges from one to Nature Valley Granola Bar. #MakesMeLaughAndItShouldnt
3. Things are always better when a stranger’s dog pulls on their leash only because they want to say hi to you.
4. If you dare my middle daughter to eat wet dog food, you will lose that dare. #ProudFather
5. According to my youngest, Waldo wears stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted. #ShesOnToSomething
6. It costs more money to make a movie about rescuing Matt Damon from space than it costs to actually launch a Falcon 9 rocket into space. #LeaveMattInSpace
7. There is a new trend on Strava (primarily New Zealanders) titled #GoBallsOut, where one runs or cycles and GPS maps out giant male genitalia - all in the name of testicular cancer awareness.  #Brilliant #MappingIsHardLOLz #EasierToMapInAField
8. A woman wore a thong in a local 10k race and won because (A) she was REALLY fast and (2) no man wanted to pass her. #NotReally
9. According to Internet Company Stat Counter, Android is the most popular Worldwide OS in total internet usage across desktop, laptop, tablet, and mobile combined - beating out Microsoft Windows - 37.93% for Android compared to 37.91% for Windows. 
10. My middle daughter has a theory that since one cannot tell where their eyebrows start and stop, dogs are just overdeveloped eyebrows. #ProveHerWrong.
11. If you image search Google for, “dog eyebrows” you’ll spend the next five minutes giggling. #AddingEyebrowsToMyLab #SoSurprised
12. According to a very loud man in the gym the songs, “It’s raining men” and “Let the bodies hit the floor” could possibly be the about the same the event from different perspectives. #maybe #ew
13. According to movies, in every universe computers defeat captcha and it is useless otherwise there would captcha on doors to keep droids out. #LookingAtYouStarWars #ImNotARobotCheckHere
14. According to the teens that frequent my house, final exams are basically real life video game boss fights in order to level up. #KonamiCodeDoesntWork
15. I’m fairly certain just about any food can be made into a sandwhich. #FreezeSoupThenFryIt #OrSoupAsSauce
16. After living with four women, I have no idea why showers/bathtubs don’t have a garbage disposer especially designed for hair. #OhYeahHardToReplace #WorkingOnAPrototype
17. “3-D-printed-ping-pong-paddle-prosthetic-with-arduino-scorekeeper-and-LCD-screen” is a thing. #DIYHands #BuildingABetterBorg
18. If you order a “conical frustum” of original recipe at KFC, the attendee will give you a very blank stare and state, “Dude, we only sell chicken in three flavors”. #Geometry
19. If you pour root beer into a square cup, you just have beer. #DontDrinkAndDerive
20. According to the interwebz of thingz, the way to not be scared when watching a scary movie or playing a scary video game is to pretend you are Steven Irwin documenting new creatures, “Crikey!!! This little fellah jamps awll ovah – Im ganna rassall hem”. #ActuallyWorks