What I Learned This Week - 5/5/17

1.  223 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. Dogs that know magic are called, “Labracadabradors”. #maybe
3. According to a software developer friend, the process of developing software is the equivalent to setting a wedding date when you haven’t even asked the girl out. #ExplainsSoMuch
4. Cupcake liners make amazing dresses for ducklings. #GoogleIt
5. When a coworker brings a cake to the office, mocking the cake by asking in a tiny voice, “you want a piece of me?” will make coworkers step away from you allowing you to get to the cake faster. #ProTip
6. I have yet to see a commercial for women’s razor that shows an extremely hairy leg being shaved, they are always hairless. #WhyBother 
7. It appears that it is commonplace that there is a fine line between working to build a life worth enjoying and having time to participate in it. #FakeNews 
8. To be good in engineering one has to be able to explain complex concepts as simple as possible which is the polar opposite of good business practice. #maybe
9. Every time I take a shower I have to face the empty bathtub and admit that is a complete waste of space and energy. #YouShouldBeACloset
10. I don’t know why it bugs me that doing housework and doing homework are two completely different things. #StupidEnglish
11. You can’t make money by selling grammatically correct e-mails to Nigerian e-mail scammers. #ButItIsFunny #ResponsesAreEpic
12. A coworker believes “vicarious” is fun to say, but really enjoys having others say it more.
13. It is rather disturbing to ponder what a great-great ancestor would think of your life and what your future generations will think of you. #StillAnIdiot
14. People that celebrate a dead person’s birthday and current ages, truly have no understanding of the definition of “age”. 
15. Head football coach, Nick Saban, has a record of 114-19 while coaching Alabama...let that sink in. #StillDontLikeHim #RollTideFriendsSake
16. There is an interwebz theory that Dr. Frankenstein developed his monster based on a misunderstanding of body builder competition rules. #NotAnErectorSet
17. Apparently “buying shoes online” is a legal form of gambling is several states. #ButTheyFitInTheStore