What I Learned This Week - 6/8/18

1.  559 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. Apparently, BDSM does not mean “Big Dogs Snuggling Me” and I’m not allowed to discuss it in some social circles. #sorry
3. I’m not sure how much longer Dippin’ Dots can advertise that they are the “ice cream of the future” considering they’ve been in business for 30 years. #TimeTravel
4. Nothing says "it's really quiet", like listening to the bubbles “tinking” in a beer can. #bliss
5. According to a kid in line at Target, “the number 5 is like a honorary even number”. #agreed
6. "Well, the old saying goes..." is an old saying and that is another thing that makes me feel really old.
7. “Emergency-bra-that-doubles-as-a-gas-mask” is a thing. #NotForMotorBoating
8. Reading the Bill Gates “Windows Usability Systematic degradation flame” e-mail will always make me feel better about the state of any process I’m part of. #HeSaidWHAT
9. I can confirm that the only time a woman is truly helpless is when her nail polish is drying. #ticklefight
10. People seem to use "life is short" to justify doing something that will make it shorter. #yolo
11. It is impossible to look serious or to have people take your seriously while drinking from a juice box. #FishLips
12. I’ve successfully reached the age where one of the best feelings is actually remembering what I was going to say. #AngelicChorus
13. Gen X is the last generation that will remember a life without digital technology. #WriteThatDown
14. Shaving chest hair in the shape of a bikini top is known as a “man-kini” and its far more disturbing to witness in person. #OhMyEyes
15. One of the first distributed computing projects (Seti@home) is older than my firstborn. 
16. Adam Savage of Mythbusters fame recently built a 1,000 round nerf gun and I’ve never been so grotesquely jealous.  #ShootsDinosaurs
17. I have yet to see a movie were the homicidal maniac does not escape the glass prison. #BadIdeas
18. Adding hot wheels cars to mac n cheese does not make the dish pasta carbanara #GoodTryThough
19. I’m pretty sure showers are domesticated waterfalls. #maybe