What I Learned This Week - 9/15/17

1.  91 days until Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi is in theaters.
2. For the guy who made a living rapping about his hatred of the police, Ice Cube plays a lot of cops in movies.
3. C3PO is technically Luke & Liea’s brother since Anakin made all of them. #StillLaughingAtRedArm #WeirdPlotLine
4. I have never heard snoring that sounded like the letter Z or multiples thereof. #snrrrkkkxxx
5. There is a point in time when TV cartoons stopped adding laugh tracks and it appears to have ended with Scooby Doo. #DamMeddlingKids
6. The penguin enclosure at zoos is actually an aviary that have a special name, “penguinarium”. #IDidNotMakeThatUp
7. Whenever I see "&nbsp" on a website, I automatically chuckle and relate it to "tbsp" reading it as “and nablespoon” then check the website source code to see where they screwed-up. #SomeoneForgotAQuotationMark
8. When an interviewee makes the statement, “I give 100% in everything I do”, my follow-up question is always, “Do you donate blood?” - Always.
9. Sleeping eight hours a night sounds normal, but sleeping four months in a year sounds like a fairytale. #Maths
10. My kids have no memory of the phrase, “please let me know when you’re off the internet, I need to use the phone” being used in in our house.
11. There’s a big difference between a head count and a body count.
12. The interwebz mindz collectively exploded this week realizing that the division symbol "÷” is actually a graphical representation of a fraction with dots for the numerator and denominator. #HadNoIdeaThisWasntCommonKnowledge
13. I have no idea why it’s taken me so long to discover the author Ernest Cline. #YearsOfRegret #HesMySpiritAnimal
14. Hamburger patties are essentially meatloaf cookies. #maybe
15. I recently discovered that a Voodoo doll is a useful tool to scratch the part of my back that I cannot reach. #NotReally
16. I will never understand why people without the ability to walk have to wear shoes.
17. Many people don’t know that the Google search engine has a filter to sort results by date.
18. “Eyerony” is defined as getting the thing that is supposed to protect your eye (ie: an eyelash) in your eye.