What I Learned This Week - 12/15/17

1.  14 hours until I see Star Wars - Episode VIII – The Last Jedi. #OMG
2. Apparently, the gender-neutral term for “Sugar Daddy” is “Glucose Guardian”. #maybe
3. People that do not send agendas in advance of meetings do not appreciate a link to the Lynda class on “Leading effective meetings”. 
4. There is no way to eat popcorn without some small piece falling somewhere out of your control. #stillYummy
5. There is a conspiracy on the interwebz that believes Ant-Man actually appears in and influences every Marvel movie. 
6. Google should have a road-trip button which would alert of any tourist attractions within a thirty minute detour of the current route. #YESCarHenge
7. I honestly don’t know the difference between “caretaker” and “caregiver” and Googling it only makes me more confused. 
8. I’m fairly certain “finals week” is the library equivalent of the gym the week after New Year’s. #WhoAreYouPeople
9. I don’t know why eggs don’t taste like chicken, yet they basically are.
10. A coworker pointed out that Santa’s naughty/nice list is fundamentally flawed since he could not see the bad that was happening on his own reindeer team. #TheresHopeForYouYet