What I Learned This Week - 2/2/18

1.  685 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. The use of Reba McEntire as Colonel Sanders is completely lost on me.
3. “OK” is just a sideways stick figure. #MadeYouLook
4. Best comment in a meeting this week - When you think an idea is bad, remember that in 1933, someone pitched a movie about a giant monkey falling in love with a human 1/84th it’s size and then ending up in New York fighting off military aircraft. #ThatsOSM
5. Since Earth is the third planet from the sun, technically all problems are “third world problems”. #Science
6. When millennials ask for your street name, they actually are asking for your address. #NotBigChainRing
7. Googling “Kevin Smith in huge shorts” always makes me laugh. #always
8. According to Big Jim in the gym, “if water tastes really good, you probably haven’t had enough of it”. #truth
9. When writing the name “CLINT” in capital letters, there needs to be a very distinct space between the “L” and “I” or someone will get offended.
10. Spongebob Squarepants characters “Mermaid Man” and “Barnacle Boy” are human characters that are the size of a squirrel. #woah