What I Learned This Week - 4/20/18

1.  608 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. Horses or oxen might be the first labor force to lose their jobs to robots. #GoogleIsSilent
3. The most trusted item in modern society is the functionality of a phone’s mute button. #NeverQuestioned #OpsThatWasntMeantForYou
4. I’m pretty sure the nickname "the kid" for cowboys is the equivalent of "lil" for rappers. #LilTheKidCowboyRapper
5. Most millennials do not recognize that the term “millennial” will eventually mean “old people” and it blows their mind when they figure it out. #bro
6. Read rhymes with lead, and read rhymes with lead, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. #Pronunciation #HurtMyHeadToTypeThat
7. According to a coworker “stretching” is basically a “body yawn”. #MadeYouYawn
8. The voices in my head have different volumes and this confuses me more than it should. #OhSoLoud
9. According to a young boy in line, a corndog is just a hotdog with foreskin. #NeverEatingAgain
10. My kids do not understand the struggle of buying a new CD and lyrics weren’t printed in the booklet. #WhatAreTheLyrics
11. A Quakers group in Nottingham, England released this 30-minute podcast of a silent meeting. #LetThatSinkIn #MisuseOfTechnology
12. Semen is the only item that is both all natural and man-made. #maybe.
13. I have no if everything smells like my nose or my nose smells like nothing. #odors
14. According to a coworker, there are two types of people in the world; those who need closure...
15. If you move your wifi router to the barn, you will have stable wifi. #maybe