What I Learned This Week - 6/15/18

1.  552 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. Slicing open an avocado to reveal a seed that is ¼ of what one would expect is like winning the food lottery. #MoreGuac4Me
3. “Selfies” are the new autographs. #maybe
4. The interwebz is all up in arms with the discovery that February 22, 2022 will occur on a twosday. #smh
5. Most of the dinosaurs depicted in the movie, “Jurassic Park” were from the Cretaceous period, not the Jurassic. #faktz
6. Explosive diarrhea will get you out of a speeding ticket. #StillNeedToCleanTheSeatsThough
7. There is a difference between C-shells and seashells. #SizeMatters
8. A young lion in a pool is called “Swimba”. #maybe
9. Slapping the butt of a statue is not actually hitting rock bottom, but it’s pretty close. 
10. According to a bartender, the Blockbuster video card in a neighbor’s wallet is sufficient proof they’re of drinking age. #ProTip