What I Learned This Week - 6/22/18

1.  545 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. It is possible to catch a skunk in a basement window well with a large Tupperware container.
3. It is very difficult to remove skunk spray from a Tupperware container and a basement window well.
4. Regardless of how renown an author is for scientific accuracy, when the author writes “cement” instead of “concrete” I will immediately jump to the conclusion all accuracy is only in the authors eyes. #LookingAtYouDanBrown
5. According to several guys at a local craft house, Bad News Bears Coach Buttermaker’s advice to Lupus is timeless, “get your ass out there and do the best you can”. #truth #SometimesYouMakeTheCatch
6. When people my age boast of how observant they are I always ask, “How many toilets were kid’s bathroom in ‘The Brady Bunch’?” #None #NetworkCensorship #OneHasKnownTheAnswer
7. It is perfectly acceptable to scream on a crowded bus when a large bug crawls out of the man bun on the person sitting in front of you. #GrasshopperStorage
8. According to maintenance & IT records, restroom graffiti occurrence is inversely proportional to the number of cell phone users. 
9. According to my kids, the word that describes annoying the hell out of someone is “exorcism”. #maybe
10. It’s a good thing Kool-aid didn’t exist when the three little pigs story was created or there would have been a very different ending. #HeyKoolAid #ohyeah
11. If I believe movie science, holograms will always be glitchy.
12. Apparently “kidney” is not the correct answer to the question, “what is the most effective coffee filter?” #StillTrue #ImNotGoogle