What I Learned This Week - 11/16/18

1.  398 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. If my TV was really that smart, it would increase the volume every time I ate chips. #GetToWorkSamsung
3. The moment someone asks for the board game instructions, you know it's getting serious. #ToldYouSo
4. Apparently, the correct answer to the question, “what are clouds made of?” is not “mostly Linux servers”.
5. There is a difference between “macaroon” and “macaron” and it’s not just the additional “o”. #oh
6. According to my daughters, there is nothing more depressing than losing that magical hair tie that has the perfect balance of not too tight and not too loose. #CheckUnderTheBed
7. Chicken salad is the adult version of egg salad. #maybe
8. It is highly unlikely that Stacy's mom still has it going on considering that song was released 15 years ago.
9. People blinking is really distracting when you pay attention to it. #MeetingGames
10. Nobody wanted to “go viral” in the 1800s. #HowTimesChange
11. The Ewoks had a dress to give to Leia in Return of the Jedi because they had previously eaten someone her size.
12. The human brain is so complex it literally doesn’t understand itself. #Woah
13. I have no idea why the movie Cars 3 had a bus. #NoChildrenInCarsMovies
14. There is no opposite to the color gray.
15. I have no idea why I know how a dream ended but can never remember how it started. #BadOpeningCredits