What I Learned This Week - 11/23/18

1.  391 days until Star Wars Episode IX is in theaters.
2. I’m fairly certain that it is not coincidence that half of the Marvel shows on Netflix disappeared after the release of Infinity War. #DamnYouThanos
3. It occurred to me that I read all social media accounts in my head in the voice of that person, unless I don’t know that person, then they are read in either the voice of the cartoon character they closest resemble or Sean Connery. #PatrickStarHasTheMostAccounts 
4. Unless they come directly from the dryer, I never understand the phrase “warm clothes”.
5. The statement "there is no philosophy" is a philosophy.
6. Vandals are now spray-painting wall with mathematical equations, that when graphed, make the symbol for anarchy. #MakesMeHappierThanItShould #DontTellThemMathHasRules
7. According to a three-minute long video on you tube, squirrels like tacos. #OkOneDoes
8. Math doesn’t work on trains, when you add two trains together, the result is one train. #woah
9. When people state, “it can’t get any worse”, pointing out the Fortnight payers could be singing rather than dancing will make them cringe. #fact
10. College girls can discuss friend group dynamics for almost two hours without taking a single breath. 
11. I’m on the fence if it considered patronizing when a computer asks you to prove that you're not a robot. #WaitAMinute
12. Clark Kent would be outed as Superman if he ever accidentally pushed a pull door. #maybe
13. You can never unopen a bathroom door on someone. #OhMyEyes
14. The most common phrase heard on Thanksgiving at my house is, “Now, which suit is trump?”. #Cardgames