What I Learned This Week - 9/20/19

1.  90 days until Star Wars Episode IX – the Rise of Skywalker is in theaters.
2. According to statistics, if there ever is a Zombie Apocalypse, 8% of the zombies will be dyslexic and be looking for Brian. #TimeToChangeNames
3. Hitting someone with a computer should be cyberbullying but it’s not. #Assaulted
4. If one vocally believes the theory that the universe is expanding, they will really not like my follow up questions on how something expands into to nothing. #NothingToArgue #ButItsNothing #NoOneTalksAboutSpaceTime
5. According to Google, there is no way to test if a caterpillar is claustrophobic. #maybe.
6. Once someone points out the mountains in the background scenes of the movie Cars are actually old cars, you will never be able to pay attention to the rest of the scenes in the movie. #ISeeStudebakers
7. There is a fine line between arranged marriage and sex-trafficking. #maybe
8. I don’t know why it’s called a folder when it purposefully stores things that aren’t to be folded. #Flattener
9. I’m following #RaidArea51 on social media today a lot closer than I probably should. #ItGoingTobeFunny
10. In theory, Vegans can't use gasoline because it's made from really old reptiles. #maybe
11. On the positive side with the invention of the internet and smart phone today’s kids probably spend more time reading than any other generation. #maybe