What I Learned This Week - 9/27/19

1.  83 days until Star Wars Episode IX – the Rise of Skywalker is in theaters.
2. I’m not the only one that has an internal high score board of all the time I beat the Google Maps navigation predicted time.
3. You don’t realize how you take for granted that both legs grow at the same time and at the same rate until you have to wear a shoe that lost a heel. 
4. Saying that your home is powered by a wireless nuclear fusion reactor that is 93 Million miles away sounds way cooler than just saying you have solar panels on your roof. #maybe
5. Sweet corn implies the existence of either a savory corn or sour corn and I have never seen the latter advertised. 
6. “Unami” is the fifth category of taste. #TastesLikeMSG
7. According to statistics, I have more legs than the world’s average person.  #WorldAverageIsLessThanTwo
8. According to my teens, touching a banana peel you just ate is fine, but picking up someone else’s banana peel is disgusting. #fact
9. Best random sign in a picket line this week read, “Focus on real issues. STOP replying all to company e-mails” #ISupportThis
10. When two mind-readers read each other’s mind, there is only one thought between them. #MyBrainHurts
11. When a person repeatedly asks “why” attempting to be funny in conversation and you ask them not to ask why and that person responds “F(x)” – they are funny and I will laugh very hard. #BestMathPunEver
12. I have no idea if base 10 mathematics would be different if humanity had more than 10 fingers. #SomeCulturesCountBewteenFingers
13. The phrase, “put her down” means completely different things depending on whether the pronoun refers to a baby or a dog. #maybe
14. Glow-in-the-dark contact lenses are a thing. #ACreepyThing