What I Learned This Week - 10/4/19

1.  76 days until Star Wars Episode IX – the Rise of Skywalker is in theaters.
2. Calling a forest “the woods” is commonplace, I’ve never heard anyone called desert “the sands” or the ocean or a lake “the waters”. #ITotallyAmNow
3. Most people would feel worse about squishing bugs if the bugs were able to scream. #IWouldNot
4. My kids don’t believe that one day, the term "millennial" will become synonymous with "old person". #BoomersCanRelate
5. With all the different battery types and sizes in existence, Google is silent as to why the universal symbol for a battery outside of automobiles is an AA-ish battery. #LaptopsNeverUsedAA
6. The level of pain experienced is directly proportional to the time of observation of receiving said pain. #OhManThisIsGonnaHurt 
7. When wrinkled clothes become mainstream fashion, irons will likely become obsolete. #OneCanDream
8. Mosquitos are the only bug that are universally acceptable to kill with a bare hand while other bugs require napkins, swatters or shoes. #PeopleAreWeird
9. According to a coworker, the word “Boob“ is a drafting representation of the object with the Top View of “”, Front View of “oo” and a Side View of “b”. #CantUnseeThis #YesHeIsSingle
10. Everyone has OCD tendencies that are easily vetted by eating a Kit Kat bar sideways through all four wafers. #ApparentlyImAMonster
11. After showing my boss the very old “Apparently kid” video, every time she says, “apparently” in conversation we both laugh. #ItsTheLittleThings #ApparentlyIDontWatchTheNewsBecauseImAKid #ApparentlyGrandpaGivesMeTheRemoteAfterHeWatchesThePowerball
12. As much as I love Battlebots, I love Robosumo more. #Autonomous
13. According to Wikipedia, after the Irish invented whiskey, it took almost 300 years for them to invent something noteworthy. #MyNewFavoriteFact