What I Learned This Week - 10/11/19

1.  69 days until Star Wars Episode IX – the Rise of Skywalker is in theaters.
2. Apparently serving SpaghettiOs on a hot dog bun is known as a “disgusting Michael”. #IdEatIt
3. Upon researching how to correctly spell “SpaghettiOs” I discovered that Beefaroni is a throwback flavor...I have no idea what to do with this knowledge. #ThrowUpFlavor
4. There is a form of yoga that uses puppies and it’s not called “fostering”. #maybe
5. When my wife finds out one of the boys that have been in our social group for many years has a girlfriend, she will insist on viewing as many photos as possible on that boy’s phone – much to his dismay. #ItsKindaOSM
6. Most people lead with the wrong story when asked, “hey what happened to <insert missing/broken appendage here>”. #TLDR
7. According to analytics e-mail from You Tube, 15% of last weeks views of the “Apparently Kid” video was directly after reading this post. #NoKickBacks
8.  According to coworkers the most popular method of cleaning oneself after performing No.2 is the create-a-toilet-paper-glove-wipe-krinkle-wipe-repeat-until-clean maneuver. #maybe
9. Sending college girls toys that resemble feces results in endless snapchat laughter. #BetterWithSound
10. My wife has not figured out that sending care packages means there are more treats around the house for me. #bonus
11. It’s considered bad form when constructing a 3D prosthetic to state that you can “give a hand” with the assembly. #IstillSayItsFunny