What I Learned This Week - 2/6/26

1.  A Labrador Retriever sliding down a snowy hill is known as a “labalanche”. #maybe
2. In hindsight, the cultural annual obsession with ground dwelling varmint weather predictions regardless of scientific accuracy should have been the first sign the US was in decline. #WinterHasntEvenStartedInCO
3. The average temperature in Denver, Colorado the last week in January this year was 5 degrees higher than Tampa, Florida. #NoSnow
4. I can’t swipe a security access card without saying or thinking, “Multipass”. #5thElement
5. If you put all 24-bags of “Nighty-Night” tea into your water-filled teacup and drink it, you will not sleep for 24 hours or days. #Maybe24Minutes
6. Hating capitalism does not mean typing only in lowercase letters. #CoworkerJokes
7. I've never met a single person named, “Sigourney”. #OneNameToRuleThemAll
8. I’m not the only one that gets infuriated with the final line of dust that refuses to be swept into the dustpan. #RageDusting
9. If you misspell a search as “gander reveal party” you get to see all kinds of videos named "surprise geese”. #Honk!

What I Learned This Week - 1/30/26

1. The existence of Scooby-Doo implies the existence of Scooby-Don’t.#Maybe
2. If you ever make coupons for random intimate acts for a potential partner, make sure to add an expiration date because an ex showing up at your house to cash in a foot rub coupon puts you in a really bad position. #WifeWantsOneToo
3. I think I’ve reached the age where I have ROMO - Relief From Missing Out. #WhewNoDinnerPlans
4. Whether they know it or not, everyone has a “waffle” or “pancake” preference for hand-holding with special people. #WaffleFTW
5. The best comment heard in line at the grocery store line this week goes to a woman talking to her exasperated partner, “Why would I finish a thought when I have a new, much more exciting one”. #AtLeastShesHonest
6. Apparently, “the fridge making ice” is the scariest sound one can hear when how alone watching intense, scary movies. #NotForMe
7. Barilla pasta has a spotify playlist with songs named after their pasta shapes that are the exact duration as the time it takes to cook that pasta. #Genious